HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):
The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
large.
A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened
criminal.
Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.
The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on
it.
The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
A will is a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.
In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count
that votes.
If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.
Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.