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The Lighter Side

HUMOR FOR LEXOPHILES (LOVERS OF WORDS):

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal.

Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking.

The math professor went crazy with the blackboard. He did a number on it.

The dead batteries were given out free of charge.

A will is a dead giveaway.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your Count that votes.

If you don't pay your exorcist you can get repossessed.

He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

If you jump off a Paris bridge, you are in Seine.

Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

Marathon runners with bad shoes suffer the agony of de feet.